Monday, January 14, 2008

dolphin rape

I saw a fucking dolphin yesterday. Having spent nearly half of life in the Walleye Capitol of the World, this was a huge shock. Like finding out how small your penis really is for the first time. Willie the Walleye is big but that's a marketing ploy, this thing was alive. It could have killed me (or, as I have learned, raped me).

I'm going to see a whale some day soon, too. And I may kill a shark with my bare hands. Fuck it, why not?

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